Christ you guys. Meme'ing without me around.

WELL, ASK ME WHAT RYOHEI THINKS ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER AND I'LL TRY TO ANSWER.

Ps. this is gonna stay stickied so I don't have to make five million posts. So this is going to be like. The permanent post. SO WHENEVER YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT AN UPDATE IN A RELATIONSHIP, JUST COMMENT 8D

... did anybody else hear that just now, or was it just me?

It sounded like a scream! ... maybe the ship is haunted?

Well, either way! Miss Adrian, Anise, Garfield! We've got some extreme work to do! We should get started now!

(COOK LOG. NOW. PLZ?)

I'm sorry I was gone, everyone! From what I've been told on the way here to Clairborne, a lot of stuff happened! I'll do my best to help with repairs—the captain seemed to be okay with the paint job I did back in Kropmork, after all!

And I promise I've gotten a bit better at cooking! My mom and little sister gave me extreme cooking lessons while I was home. And I've got Lunasa presents for everybody!

... though there's a person here asking for some help. Yosh! I'll see everyone when you get here, sounds like some people of Clairborne need help with something.



(He'll be HELPING PEOPLE, though he'll still reply. This is basically me copping out and giving you a taste of Ryohei's EXTREME AND DYNAMIC RETURN. PS. he has a kangaroo joey now.)

[done a few hours after Ryohei began painting over the tagging on the Victoria II; humming off-key before letting out a thoughtful 'hm!']

Yosh! I think I'm done now! It looks good as new! Though I think I ruined my clothes...

...

Oh well! It was worth it to get rid of that extreme graffiti!



(I couldn't resist posting it now. Plus IT IS DONE WHERE RAN CAN RESPOND ASAP OHHO. Note: it looks better than new. EXTREME SPARKLING WHITE PERFECTION.)

I'm going to go get some paint for the graffiti. I'll be back in a bit!



[Private to self // moderately hackable]
Suddenly I'm extremely glad I was late to the dinner. I didn't think something... something like this would happen.

[/private]

Mr. Gumshoe should be fine-- the doctors know what they're doing, and I can vouch on that! Although, he's probably going to pay for it with an extreme hangover, from what I can tell. This is another reason why alcohol is very bad for you!

...

It's extremely bad when I'm the one with sense, you guys. Even I know that! So listen to what Mr. Edgeworth and Mr. Hijikata say!

I ended up going out after all, once I finished up with Mr. Hijikata's cleaning duties he gave me, and I'm extremely glad I did! I found this really interesting book while looking around!

Well, actually, it sort of found me. It came flying out of nowhere and hit me on the head! I was going to try and find where it came from, but I read a little bit of it, and it's really cool!

If someone threw it, I don't think they'd mind if I took it with me! Swords aren't as cool as boxing, but samurai are still definitely to the limit!

I'll be staying in today, so for everybody who goes out: have an extremely good time!

I've got a lot of work to do--don't worry, Miss Adrian, not in the kitchen!--so I'm going to be using this time to do it.

... treaty, huh. I guess we'll see what happens. Everyone else is probably thinking the same as us. I know dad really wanted something to happen, but with the way things are, it's extremely unlikely.




Ah well! There's no reason for me to worry, since I just work in the kitchen!

(Just a random note: all of Ryohei's posts are hackable because he DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH EXTREME IN THE FIELD OF COMPUTERS TO DO GOOD ENCRYPTION. He'd probably fry it instead.)

The tea cakes are under control now! Extremely sorry about that, and thanks to everyone that helped!

I don't think Miss Adrian or the captain will be letting me cook without a watchful eye or cooking lessons, so that won't be happening again! Besides, I think I really don't like making tea cakes anymore.


[Sync]

Here or in person, you pick. Not with Arietta around, though.

[/Sync]

[off-key humming, which is abruptly stopped at a popping sound, then an inflating one.]

... EXTREMELY NOT GOOD! STAY IN THE OVEN!!!

[Various battle sounds in the background obvs.]

--CRAP I'VE ALREADY BEEN DOWN THIS HALLWAY!!

[VON KARMA GRAAAAA'ING SOMEWHERE IN HERE. Basically if you see Ryohei he has LOST HIS WAY to help with the gunz. This is for the best.]

...

THOSE ARE SOME EXTREME PIRATES!!

YOSH! It's starting! Even though the captain said for me to stay in the kitchen, I definitely want to join in... I KNOW THIS WILL BE AN EXTREME FIGHT!!

Everyone fight to the limit, we'll definitely win!

AH!! I better make sure none of the pots and pans and stock are loose in case we have to turn really fast!

Oh, right! Arietta! Find a good hiding place!

(No Ryohei doesn't think the ship won't get hit what're you talking about.)

All right! Since we've got new stock on the ship, that means lots of stuff to cook! Anybody got any favorites they want the kitchen to do? I'm extremely open to trying to make anything anybody wants!

We'll definitely need the crew at its extreme best for catching those pirates, so favorite foods are extremely necessary!

(Feel free to turn down Ryohei's offer, or have no idea that he is a horrible, horrible cook. Your food will be somewhat edible, but possibly semi-sentient, willing to bite back, and hardly resembling your order.)